December 18, 2010

THINGS I SAY WHEN I'M HURT--WHAT I REALLY MEAN
no worries------------------------i hope you are worried
oh ok -----------------------------thanks a lot asshole
um ok-----------------------------i don't understand why you are such an asshole
no big deal-----------------------you blew it
hmmmm-------------------------please stop saying what i don't want to hear and start saying what i do want to hear
i understand---------------------i don't understand
i get it----------------------------i don't get it
cool------------------------------not cool
that's fine------------------------you have ruined everything
c u around------------------------i'll be checking your twitter and facebook every 7 minutes for the next 3 months
good luck out there--------------may a string of bad luck hit you and drive you back into my arms.
it's all good----------------------i'm too good for you

2 comments:

the Yearning Heart said...

"just forget it, okay?" = You didn't guess what I was thinking and I know I'll lose the argument if I actually say what I was thinking, so I am going to say something that should make you know there's something wrong with our relationship, except what I just told you was to forget it, so I know that ignoring the whole thing is what you'll do anyway.

suitkacy said...

exactly! this list could have gone on and on. i like yours a lot. made me laugh and nod!